{"product_id":"touching-grass-against-my-will-hiking-t-shirt-anti-hustle-reluctant-camper-tee","title":"Touching Grass Against My Will Hiking T-Shirt — Anti-Hustle, Reluctant Camper Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis tee is a wry, wearable eye-roll for the person who prefers sidewalks to switchbacks. A soft, garment-dyed cotton shirt with an offbeat hiking illustration and the phrase “touching grass against my will”—it captures that resigned amusement of being dragged outdoors. Lightweight enough to lounge in, substantial enough to hold shape, it settles into your rotation for city weekends, reluctant camping trips, or lazy meet-ups where you’d rather people-watch than summit. It reads like your inner monologue: sardonic, comfortable, and quietly defiant.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"282\" data-start=\"252\"\u003eComfort Colors® Tee Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"598\" data-start=\"284\"\u003ePrinted on premium Comfort Colors® garments, these tees are known for their ultra-soft feel, relaxed fit, and vintage lived-in look that only gets better with time. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and garment-dyed for rich color and softness, they deliver that perfectly broken-in favorite-shirt feel from day one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"631\" data-start=\"600\"\u003eComfort Colors® shirts feature:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"955\" data-start=\"632\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"682\" data-start=\"632\"\u003eRelaxed unisex fit for comfortable everyday wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"740\" data-start=\"683\"\u003eSoft garment-dyed fabric with a vintage-inspired finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"787\" data-start=\"741\"\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz cotton for a premium feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"828\" data-start=\"788\"\u003ePre-shrunk fabric for a consistent fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"884\" data-start=\"829\"\u003eDurable double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"911\" data-start=\"885\"\u003eAvailable in sizes S–4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"955\" data-start=\"912\"\u003eEthically made using 100% US-grown cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"977\" data-start=\"957\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1015\" data-start=\"979\"\u003eTo keep your shirt looking its best:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1139\" data-start=\"1016\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1047\" data-start=\"1016\"\u003eMachine wash cold, inside-out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1064\" data-start=\"1048\"\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1080\" data-start=\"1065\"\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1118\" data-start=\"1081\"\u003eIron or steam on low heat if needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1139\" data-start=\"1119\"\u003eAvoid dry cleaning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Benevolent Dictator","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":59587504242769,"sku":"67897945193396058277","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":59587504275537,"sku":"13952831165786108430","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ S","offer_id":59587504308305,"sku":"89172129279317117542","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":59587504341073,"sku":"13573596781366962851","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":59587504373841,"sku":"22599493083815267076","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":59587504406609,"sku":"75567929922310757025","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":59587504439377,"sku":"22311906021859623303","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ M","offer_id":59587504472145,"sku":"83188826282231028154","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":59587504504913,"sku":"52076565119221519581","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":59587504537681,"sku":"28773739491844682219","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":59587504570449,"sku":"19211304978676702838","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":59587504603217,"sku":"18516418212379688877","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ L","offer_id":59587504635985,"sku":"24569800589544649137","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ L","offer_id":59587504668753,"sku":"26196057048284767816","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":59587504701521,"sku":"15330278900120291616","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":59587504734289,"sku":"12059004929006443756","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":59587504767057,"sku":"11377627889488645256","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ XL","offer_id":59587504799825,"sku":"21060280355558201686","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":59587504832593,"sku":"61976139006370702366","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":59587504865361,"sku":"59623922633361477366","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":59587504898129,"sku":"23538875721938918757","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":59587504930897,"sku":"12735162990959140990","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 2XL","offer_id":59587504963665,"sku":"21821347512410285887","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":59587504996433,"sku":"28240629171844573051","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":59587505029201,"sku":"31717076876991896643","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 3XL","offer_id":59587505061969,"sku":"65379141502692540984","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":59587505094737,"sku":"11262271760115286500","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 3XL","offer_id":59587505127505,"sku":"11316581532714096707","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 3XL","offer_id":59587505160273,"sku":"19812225985328389997","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":59587505193041,"sku":"30911010908411840729","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 4XL","offer_id":59587505225809,"sku":"26098342734294429544","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":59587505258577,"sku":"22915965362177595023","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 4XL","offer_id":59587505291345,"sku":"17250545039371160691","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 4XL","offer_id":59587505324113,"sku":"98192886251136981661","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 4XL","offer_id":59587505356881,"sku":"73551922600996654175","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1040\/9462\/9969\/files\/TShirt_Background_93.jpg?v=1780249342","url":"https:\/\/www.bendictator.com\/products\/touching-grass-against-my-will-hiking-t-shirt-anti-hustle-reluctant-camper-tee","provider":"The Benevolent Dictator","version":"1.0","type":"link"}