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Adventure Is Out There (But So Are Bears and Poison Ivy) T-Shirt

Adventure Is Out There (But So Are Bears and Poison Ivy) T-Shirt

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Benevolent Dictator

This tongue-in-cheek tee brings campfire humor to the trailhead. Bold retro lettering reads ADVENTURE, followed by the wry line “is out there” and the punchline: “but then so are bears and poison ivy.” It’s the kind of shirt that makes fellow hikers laugh on the ridgeline and sparks knowing nods at the campground. Soft, garment-dyed cotton and a relaxed, heavyweight feel give it a worn-in, lived-with comfort — like a favorite camp shirt you reach for before lacing your boots. Wear it on day hikes, around a smoky fire, or on lazy mornings planning routes. The vibe is playful, practical, and a little skeptical — an honest companion for anyone who loves the outdoors but also respects its surprises.

Comfort Colors® Tee Details

Printed on premium Comfort Colors® garments, these tees are known for their ultra-soft feel, relaxed fit, and vintage lived-in look that only gets better with time. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and garment-dyed for rich color and softness, they deliver that perfectly broken-in favorite-shirt feel from day one.

Comfort Colors® shirts feature:

  • Relaxed unisex fit for comfortable everyday wear
  • Soft garment-dyed fabric with a vintage-inspired finish
  • Heavyweight 6.1 oz cotton for a premium feel
  • Pre-shrunk fabric for a consistent fit
  • Durable double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
  • Available in sizes S–4XL
  • Ethically made using 100% US-grown cotton

Care Instructions

To keep your shirt looking its best:

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach
  • Iron or steam on low heat if needed
  • Avoid dry cleaning
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