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Benevolent Dictator
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The Not in the Moo’d for This Tee features one profoundly inconvenienced cow being beamed aboard a UFO while the sky delivers enough drama for everyone involved. Apparently extraterrestrial visitors have arrived, livestock is being abducted and she still cannot be bothered. A ridiculous collision of alien conspiracy, farm life and being completely over it—for anyone whose response to extraordinary circumstances is basically, not today.
Comfort Colors® 1717 Details
100% ring-spun US cotton
Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
Medium-weight 6.1 oz fabric
Relaxed unisex fit
Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing
Double-needle stitched for lasting durability
Available in sizes S–4XL
Made using sustainably grown US cotton
Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Low iron if needed. Avoid dry cleaning.
