Aloha Bitches Retro Distressed Beach T-Shirt
Aloha Bitches Retro Distressed Beach T-Shirt
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Printed in the USA
Printed in the USA
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Benevolent Dictator
This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee carries sun-faded nostalgia and a salty breeze in every stitch. The vintage-distressed “Aloha Bitches” print looks like it’s been worn through summers of boardwalk hangs and late-night bonfires. The soft, washed-down color and relaxed fit make it the kind of shirt you reach for after a surf session or while planning a last-minute coastal escape. It settles into the body—comfortable, lived-in, and ready to be layered over a swimsuit or paired with worn-in denim. For people who collect stories from the shore, this tee speaks the language of long drives, tide pools, and laugh-out-loud moments at beachside bars.
Comfort Colors® Tee Details
Printed on premium Comfort Colors® garments, these tees are known for their ultra-soft feel, relaxed fit, and vintage lived-in look that only gets better with time. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and garment-dyed for rich color and softness, they deliver that perfectly broken-in favorite-shirt feel from day one.
Comfort Colors® shirts feature:
- Relaxed unisex fit for comfortable everyday wear
- Soft garment-dyed fabric with a vintage-inspired finish
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz cotton for a premium feel
- Pre-shrunk fabric for a consistent fit
- Durable double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
- Available in sizes S–4XL
- Ethically made using 100% US-grown cotton
Care Instructions
To keep your shirt looking its best:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Iron or steam on low heat if needed
- Avoid dry cleaning
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