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Benevolent Dictator
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Membership requirements are refreshingly low. Barely Functioning Social Club welcomes the tired, the overwhelmed, the socially depleted, and anyone currently operating on a questionable combination of caffeine and obligation. Featuring a dramatically horizontal opossum who has clearly given everything he had—and it wasn’t much—this shirt is for those rare occasions when you technically showed up, and frankly, everyone should be grateful.
Comfort Colors® 1717 Details
100% ring-spun US cotton
Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
Medium-weight 6.1 oz fabric
Relaxed unisex fit
Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing
Double-needle stitched for lasting durability
Available in sizes S–4XL
Made using sustainably grown US cotton
Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Low iron if needed. Avoid dry cleaning.
