Relax Absolutely Nothing Is Under Control T-Shirt
Relax Absolutely Nothing Is Under Control T-Shirt
Couldn't load pickup availability
Printed in the USA
Printed in the USA
30 Day Happiness Guarantee
30 Day Happiness Guarantee
Benevolent Dictator
Please allow 2–5 business days for your shirt to be printed before it ships.
Take a deep breath. Everything is fine. Probably. The Relax. Absolutely Nothing Is Under Control. t-shirt features a hilariously calm raccoon floating in a pool tube, drink in hand, embracing total chaos with impressive confidence.
Perfect for anyone surviving adulthood with sarcasm, caffeine, and questionable optimism.
Comfort Colors® Tee Details
Printed on premium Comfort Colors® garments, these tees are known for their ultra-soft feel, relaxed fit, and vintage lived-in look that only gets better with time. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and garment-dyed for rich color and softness, they deliver that perfectly broken-in favorite-shirt feel from day one.
Comfort Colors® shirts feature:
- Relaxed unisex fit for comfortable everyday wear
- Soft garment-dyed fabric with a vintage-inspired finish
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz cotton for a premium feel
- Pre-shrunk fabric for a consistent fit
- Durable double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
- Available in sizes S–4XL
- Ethically made using 100% US-grown cotton
Care Instructions
To keep your shirt looking its best:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Iron or steam on low heat if needed
- Avoid dry cleaning
Share
