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Nothing says good morning quite like waking up mildly disappointed by everyone’s lack of follow-through. The Good Morning I See the Assassins Have Failed Tee is for people who prefer their morning greetings dry, dark, and completely devoid of unnecessary cheerfulness. Minimalist typography keeps the delivery wonderfully deadpan, making it perfect for coffee drinkers, reluctant risers, and anyone whose continued presence should really be considered an achievement at this point.
Comfort Colors® 1717 Details
100% ring-spun US cotton
Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
Medium-weight 6.1 oz fabric
Relaxed unisex fit
Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing
Double-needle stitched for lasting durability
Available in sizes S–4XL
Made using sustainably grown US cotton
Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Low iron if needed. Avoid dry cleaning.
