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Vintage Distressed Not The Worst Employee T-Shirt

Vintage Distressed Not The Worst Employee T-Shirt

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Excellence is exhausting. Mediocrity, however, is sustainable. Not the Worst Employee celebrates the deeply respectable achievement of showing up, doing enough, and maintaining a comfortable distance from both the performance improvement plan and Employee of the Month. Are you the best? Unclear. Are you the worst? Absolutely not. And frankly, that feels like something worth putting on a shirt.

This shirt is distressed (just like your soul at work) to give it a lived-in vintage look. 

Comfort Colors® 1717 Details

  • 100% ring-spun US cotton
  • Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
  • Medium-weight 6.1 oz fabric
  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing
  • Double-needle stitched for lasting durability
  • Available in sizes S–4XL
  • Made using sustainably grown US cotton

Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Low iron if needed. Avoid dry cleaning.

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