Flight Was Never an Option Penguin Shirt
Flight Was Never an Option Penguin Shirt
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Printed in the USA
Printed in the USA
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Some battles aren't chosen—they're simply met head-on. Featuring a fearless little penguin gripping a sword beneath the words Flight Was Never an Option, this vintage-inspired design blends dry humor with quiet determination. Perfect for people who face life's chaos with grit, sarcasm, and the occasional stubborn refusal to back down.
Comfort Colors® Tee Details
Printed on premium Comfort Colors® garments, these tees are known for their ultra-soft feel, relaxed fit, and vintage lived-in look that only gets better with time. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and garment-dyed for rich color and softness, they deliver that perfectly broken-in favorite-shirt feel from day one.
Comfort Colors® shirts feature:
- Relaxed unisex fit for comfortable everyday wear
- Soft garment-dyed fabric with a vintage-inspired finish
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz cotton for a premium feel
- Pre-shrunk fabric for a consistent fit
- Durable double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
- Available in sizes S–4XL
- Ethically made using 100% US-grown cotton
Care Instructions
To keep your shirt looking its best:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Iron or steam on low heat if needed
- Avoid dry cleaning
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