'Release the Hounds' Aristocrat Tea T-shirt
'Release the Hounds' Aristocrat Tea T-shirt
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Printed in the USA
Printed in the USA
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Benevolent Dictator
Imagine him at a drawing-room window, tailcoat still crisp, porcelain cup warm between gloved fingers. He lifts it with a small, amused smile and murmurs, “release the hounds.” There’s a playful elegance in that quiet fury — calm control with a flash of mischief. This tee carries that mood: refined absurdity you can wear to quiet coffee shops, late-night record runs, or when you need to announce your dramatic temperament without saying much. The soft, lived-in color and heavyweight feel settle against the body like a well-worn velvet armchair. It’s for people who appreciate dry humor, vintage charm, and a little theatricality in everyday life. Wear it with a blazer, layered under a cardigan, or alone while plotting something delightfully over-the-top.
Comfort Colors® Tee Details
Printed on premium Comfort Colors® garments, these tees are known for their ultra-soft feel, relaxed fit, and vintage lived-in look that only gets better with time. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and garment-dyed for rich color and softness, they deliver that perfectly broken-in favorite-shirt feel from day one.
Comfort Colors® shirts feature:
- Relaxed unisex fit for comfortable everyday wear
- Soft garment-dyed fabric with a vintage-inspired finish
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz cotton for a premium feel
- Pre-shrunk fabric for a consistent fit
- Durable double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
- Available in sizes S–4XL
- Ethically made using 100% US-grown cotton
Care Instructions
To keep your shirt looking its best:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Iron or steam on low heat if needed
- Avoid dry cleaning
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