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99% Song Lyrics 1% Snacks T-Shirt

99% Song Lyrics 1% Snacks T-Shirt

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Important dates? Gone. Why you walked into the room? Absolutely no idea. But somehow your brain has preserved every word to a song you haven't heard since 1997. 99% Song Lyrics, 1% Snacks is for anyone whose mental storage has been allocated according to the only priorities that really matter: an unreasonable number of lyrics and knowing where the good snacks are. Useful information was offered space. The brain declined.

Comfort Colors® 1717 Details

  • 100% ring-spun US cotton
  • Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
  • Medium-weight 6.1 oz fabric
  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing
  • Double-needle stitched for lasting durability
  • Available in sizes S–4XL
  • Made using sustainably grown US cotton

Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Low iron if needed. Avoid dry cleaning.

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