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Benevolent Dictator
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The moon is full. The transformation is complete. The howl can be heard for miles. The reason? Splinter in my toe. The Splinter in My Toe Werewolf Tee pairs an absurdly powerful, terrifying werewolf with an aggressively minor inconvenience, because sometimes the size of the reaction bears absolutely no relationship to the severity of the problem. Dramatic, ridiculous and just understated enough to make people look twice — exactly as nature intended.
Comfort Colors® 1717 Details
100% ring-spun US cotton
Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
Medium-weight 6.1 oz fabric
Relaxed unisex fit
Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing
Double-needle stitched for lasting durability
Available in sizes S–4XL
Made using sustainably grown US cotton
Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Low iron if needed. Avoid dry cleaning.
