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Benevolent Dictator
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What a Fucked Up Time to Be Alive. Delivered with an aggressively cheerful thumbs-up because sometimes the only reasonable response to the general state of things is deeply inappropriate enthusiasm. Equal parts existential observation, dark humor, and “welp, this is happening,” this vintage-inspired tee is for anyone watching the timeline unfold and somehow still showing up.
Comfort Colors® 1717 Details
100% ring-spun US cotton
Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
Medium-weight 6.1 oz fabric
Relaxed unisex fit
Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing
Double-needle stitched for lasting durability
Available in sizes S–4XL
Made using sustainably grown US cotton
Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Low iron if needed. Avoid dry cleaning.
