God Forbid Women Have Hobbies, Vintage Witch Graphic

Apparently gathering under the moon with your fellow witches counts as a hobby. This vintage-inspired design features four witches dancing beneath a crescent moon, framed by twisting woodland branches and the wonderfully deadpan phrase “God Forbid Women Have Hobbies.”

Printed on a premium Comfort Colors® 1717 garment-dyed tee, it’s a fun mix of witchy folklore, vintage illustration, and dry humor—perfect for women who intend to keep having hobbies regardless of public opinion.

Comfort Colors® 1717

• 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
• Medium-weight 6.1 oz fabric
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Pre-shrunk for dependable sizing
• Double-needle stitching
• Sizes S–4XL
• Made using US-grown cotton

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Wash with like colors
• Tumble dry low
• Do not bleach
• Low iron if needed; avoid the printed design
• Do not dry clean